segmen masak memasak...

assalamualaikum and hello there...

benda yang aku pantang ialah bila aku dah penat-penat masak tiba2 ada makhluk Allah nie cakap aku masak tak sedap. cis! esok makan pinggan je. bagi makan penampar bertubi2 baru tau!

ingat lagi zaman2 kegelapan aku bila gula dengan garam pon aku tak tau beza. hahahahah.. kena rasa dulu kot!

waktu tu, standard bagi orang2 yang tak pandai masak akan cakap ' eh, aku pandai masak la. masak air!'

heheheheheh... jawapan tu memang mintak kasut saiz 7!

meh aku ajar korang jawapan pecah panggung...

bila org tanya ' ko pandai masak ke??!!' 

(soalan tu mesti berserta muka annoying profesor sentap-ati-mak-nak)

korang jawap dengan muka confident Apex nak amik penalti Indonesia

berani ko cakap aku tak pandai masak! ko belum rasa maggi aku lagi...!!

sumpah orang itu takkan kutuk korang lagi!

ok la maggi aku pon dah kembang. kita jumpa lagi nanti.

buat yang tak pandai masak tu, bawak2 la belajar. kalau tak pandai masak asam pedas pon mee bandung pon jadi la! hahahahahhahahah.....

short movie: MY GENERASI

rindu zaman sekolah dulu...
zaman aku Innocent.. hahahaha!!

just for laugh gag!

assalamualaikum and hello there...


hari ini hari gelak sedunia... nape?
sebab kelas FYP aku ada slot joke of the day.

joke favourite aku:

there's a guy who went for an interview.
the interviewer: what's you name?
the guy: paul
the interviewer: when is your birthday?
the guy: 19 September
the interviewer: what year?
the guy: every year

. . .  (awkward moment!)

the interviewer: ok paul, imagine the whole building was on fire and you are in the third floor. what you are going to do?
the guy: well, simple. i'm going to stop my imagination.


hahaha....

just for laugh!

satu upc histeria??!!

nie post yg serious.. as serious as my face and emotion yesterday!

ok, my emotion went haywire yesterday. for some specific reason which is TOO stupid  personal to share here. at night, my abe nyet ask me to join her to watch football game between Harimau Muda and Garuda Muda...

when she ym me, i told her i wanna watch but if i watch my team will lose.  she said dont believe such thing. it's ridiculous  superstitious!! i say ok, but dont put the blame on if they didnt get the gold medal (mother of all gold according to wanie).

at the shop....

we order, the game haven't start. fine.. we wait. stupid compere keep on talking. argh...cant you see mr- not-so-cute-yet-pretend-to-know-it-all. abe just can't wait anymore. she's just too eager to see the HM swallow the GM.. my feeet are trembeling. wanted to text my brother but i'm afraid he'll scream his heart out to chase me out from the shop. shuts!!!

the game start. i try my very best not to look at the tv. my heart are pounding faster than before. there's a pain in my chest. burning sensation on my stomach. wanted to puke... oh shuts! i'm in public place. wait....

the first 3 minute was so intense. GM keep work on HM. then they got a chance. the not-so-tall guy gave GM corner kick. then, bam!!! GOAL..... (there's a stupid guy in the shop scream out loud when it's GM goal, pathetic!!) ok, abe nyet let's go back. she said aqil, dont believe all those thing. i said ok!! then i went outside to talk to my other friend. hahahaaha.... abe was so intense with the game then she said ' ok, let's go back!'
in my heart i whisper, alhamdullillah....

the moment i turn my back to get out from the shop. i can feel some super natural power all around me. people are screaming. jumping from their chair. they want to chase me.... oh no! guys it's not my fault ok!! then i heard them scream..... GOAL!!!!!!

then abe nyet said ' ilmu gapo mu pakai ni qila??' hahahaha.... i told you so.

so we went back. i open my tonton.com for her to watch. when i went to rodox's room. but i can hear people keeps on screaming, shouting like everyone was hysteria.... gosh!! i'm so scared! try my best to ignore the crowd.

once we won the game people became more crazy. honking and shouting GOAL!!! argh.... give me a break! kitkat kan ada....

nota-kaki-gajah: alhamdulillah... thank you Allah

masih aku terasa: shocking truth

A photograph is usually looked,
but seldom looked into.

Ansel Adams

Assalamualaikum and hello there..

I'm saying my greatest gratitude and most welcome to my latest follower on my blog which is mr. Adam adli. My question to you adam... How did you know about my blog? Thanks for following me anyway....

Hey, i have nothing against you ok! I always think that you are a good guy (that doesn't go the same way and path like i do). You make me scream out loud this morning, ok! Hahaha...

 

Ok tommorow i'll go and 'date' my bff asyraf aka ustaz mirul. Hahaha.. I can’t wait to burst everything to him. I going to eat, love, pray and scream tomorrow. Hahaha... Looking forward for tomorrow..…

Still masih aku terasa.. spesis badak memang lembab ye nak catch up something?

(hahaha.. badak tak berdosa menjadi mangsa…)

true Q: pretty ugly..

Hari nie aku panas ati sikit sebab aku rasa macam terhina. Ok fine! Bukan macam tapi memang! Yes aku rasa terhina. Satu statement telah membuatkan aku sentap sesentap sentapnye! Pernyataan yang sememangnya hakikat... Gini cite dia..

 

Ada satu hari tu aku dengan geng kerik aku kluar gi minum.. Serius kesian dekat dia sebab bila aku lapar je aku cari dia. Kema, ummi, mira, yufi tah berape ramai lagi yang selalu jadi mangsa temankan aku makan. Padahal aku bukan makan sangat pon sebenarnya.. Pasal pas aku makan bukan wajib sedawa tapi wajib muntah. Sadis cite nie...

Hello miss Q!! Side track again..

Ok back to the future.. Tengah- tengah aku makan tibe tibe aku terasa getarnya. Terkeluarlah statement panas, mendidih n kontroversi. 'lelaki cuma cari perempuan yang cantik je'

say what?????

Pergh.. Gua dah panas dah...

Seriously guys?

Are you kidding me!

Tibe-tibe terdetik dibenak aku...

Sape yang letak penanda aras cantik tu??

Kau??

Aku??

Atau juri malaysia's most beautiful??

Hmmm....

Weeee... Cantik tu benda?? Anak sape?? Macam mane??

Kata cik MiMi.. Cantik tu macam cinta.. SubStrak.. Subjective + abstract..

Beauty lie in the eye of the beholder. Pada aku cantik dah kalau dia cakap tak mencarut. Cantik dah kalau dia tak suke tikam orang dari belakang. Cantik kalau dia tak merokok. Cantik kalau dia pakai sopan. Cantik kalu dia sayang mak ayah. Cantik kalau dia hormat orang. Cun sudah kalau dia tak gedik mengada- ngada. Cun saja kalau tahu masak sikit - sikit.. hahaha.. Mesti korang kata senangnya nak nampak cantik depan aku.. Jawap aku senang... Tak perlu jadi perempuan melayu terakhir depan aku untuk nampak cantik. Cukup jadi diri sendiri. Yup! Be who you are, say what you want coz those who mind doesn't matter and those who matter doesn't mind..

Aku tak paham la. Macam mana yang baru betul - betul cantik? Adoiyai... Sakit dada aku memikirkannya.. (chillex la miss Q!bukan masuk exam pon!)

Apa gunanya kau berlebih besar.

Tiada hodohnya kau kurang jelita.

Kerana apabila kita selami,

Sempurnakah kau didalam hati?

Tiada bezanya tinggi atau rendah.

Kau tetap manis walau tak secerah.

Terimalah bagaimana kita dicipta,

Didalam diri pastikan sempurna!

Adalah motipp kalau kita hanya cari yang cantik. Gi bukak google search cari orang yang cantik. Pastu tanya diorang. 'Couple yok!' Mesti diorg tak nak punye. Unless korang matlutfi90 ke.. The other khairul ke.. Zaxx in the house ke... Hahaha.. Gini la.. Allah pon dah janji lelaki yang baik untuk perempuan yang baik and vise versa. Bukan lelaki yang handsome untuk perempuan yang cun. Bukan2.. So?? Renung - renungkan dan selamat beramal!

Pesanan buat jejaka- jejaka diluar sana. Memang kami bukan secantik siti nurhaliza, tak sejelita rozita mahupun semanis heliza. Tapi nilailah kami sebagai kami. Yes! Kerana yang cantik itu pasti pudar. Namun aku pasti yang tetap akan tinggal ialah perasaan yang indah..

Ok mesti boys and guys yang bace entri nie akan kata aku berat sebelah sebab aku girl. Haruslah aku baking girls kan. Nope. I'm liberal. Yes, i agree with you guys. There are also girls that search for hansome and good looking boyfriends.  so it equal and normal. We want a perfect partner but note that, we dont come to love by finding a perfect person but by loving an unperfect person perfectly. Beautifully unperfect!

 

To my sweetheart.. Saya tak cantik macam girl lain out there sebab saya tak suka make up nie sume.. Hidung saya tak mancung, mata saya tak bulat...(weee.. Bakpe aku kutuk diri sendiri nie! Motipp...) Tapi saya boleh jadi cantik untuk kamu.. Just for you.

 

Doa aku.. Tuhan kirimkanlah aku kekasih yang baik hati.. Yang mencintai aku apa adanya... Amin.

Epic Fail: who, what, where you stand?

btw, jsyk......

Funny random things

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

Funny random things

A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.