Saturday, March 26, 2011

earth hour!!

Malam yang dingin, tak ade electric due to earth hour.. 
first and foremost nak tanya..
korang support tak earth hour?
ke korang tak tau pon bila earth hour??
hmmm... adik aku yang jend0l pon tau, tak kan korang tak tau!!!


Aku pon habiskan masa dengan tengok video dalam handphone aku. Sumpah aku dah tengok video yang sama dekat sepuloh ribu kali..
Adalah standard charted untuk aku termenung and berangan. Mama pon cakap berangan tu tak salah. ( ptut aku suka berangan!) ok2.. Main point aku kat sini. Tibe - tibe aku dapat kesedaran. Aku memang selalu lambat bab2 dapat kesedaran nie. Should slap my own face! Ok.. Reality check once again....

Tak ada gunanya kita memikirkan tetang orang yang tak pernah memikirkan tentang kita. Tak ade gunanya mengimpikan sesuatu yang sudah pasti bukan milik kita....

Akan tetapi...

Kita tidak akan pernah tahu apa yang akan terjadi pada hari esok jika kita berhenti hari ini... Berhenti mencinta...

                        
But like what i've told my mr. Adviser, sasapik..
It's about time i let go..
Let go of the feeling..
Accept that it just doesn't meant to be mine.

Siang seakan malam buatku..
Pelangi pon berwarna kelam buatku...

Friday, March 25, 2011

left no man behind...

Just now i watched hawaii five-o.


 Not because of macgarreth ok! Macgarret said a line that really trigger something in me. This month really prove something. I am a bad friend and group member. My partner have to do our assignment all by herself. I left my group to present by themselves. My friends have to carry my stuff. Send me back home a few time. Bring me to the hospital. Watch me puke! What else i didn't do??

Sigh...

No man is an island and leave no man behind.
 
That should be my motto from now on. Then i keep on thinking. I've i done for them? I've never done anything to deserve good, loyal and caring friends like them. Salute and a big round of applouse for my friends.

Aargh... Right now i love you guys more than i love myself!!

Aargh..


true Q: pretty ugly..

Hari nie aku panas ati sikit sebab aku rasa macam terhina. Ok fine! Bukan macam tapi memang! Yes aku rasa terhina. Satu statement telah membuatkan aku sentap sesentap sentapnye! Pernyataan yang sememangnya hakikat... Gini cite dia..
 
Ada satu hari tu aku dengan geng kerik aku kluar gi minum.. Serius kesian dekat dia sebab bila aku lapar je aku cari dia. Kema, ummi, mira, yufi tah berape ramai lagi yang selalu jadi mangsa temankan aku makan. Padahal aku bukan makan sangat pon sebenarnya.. Pasal pas aku makan bukan wajib sedawa tapi wajib muntah. Sadis cite nie...
Hello miss Q!! Side track again..
Ok back to the future.. Tengah- tengah aku makan tibe tibe aku terasa getarnya. Terkeluarlah statement panas, mendidih n kontroversi. 'lelaki cuma cari perempuan yang cantik je'
say what?????
Pergh.. Gua dah panas dah...
Seriously guys?
Are you kidding me!
Tibe-tibe terdetik dibenak aku...
Sape yang letak penanda aras cantik tu??
Kau??
Aku??
Atau juri malaysia's most beautiful??
Hmmm....
Weeee... Cantik tu benda?? Anak sape?? Macam mane??
Kata cik MiMi.. Cantik tu macam cinta.. SubStrak.. Subjective + abstract..
Beauty lie in the eye of the beholder. Pada aku cantik dah kalau dia cakap tak mencarut. Cantik dah kalau dia tak suke tikam orang dari belakang. Cantik kalau dia tak merokok. Cantik kalau dia pakai sopan. Cantik kalu dia sayang mak ayah. Cantik kalau dia hormat orang. Cun sudah kalau dia tak gedik mengada- ngada. Cun saja kalau tahu masak sikit - sikit.. hahaha.. Mesti korang kata senangnya nak nampak cantik depan aku.. Jawap aku senang... Tak perlu jadi perempuan melayu terakhir depan aku untuk nampak cantik. Cukup jadi diri sendiri. Yup! Be who you are, say what you want coz those who mind doesn't matter and those who matter doesn't mind..

Aku tak paham la. Macam mana yang baru betul - betul cantik? Adoiyai... Sakit dada aku memikirkannya.. (chillex la miss Q!bukan masuk exam pon!)

Apa gunanya kau berlebih besar.
Tiada hodohnya kau kurang jelita.
Kerana apabila kita selami,
Sempurnakah kau didalam hati?
Tiada bezanya tinggi atau rendah.
Kau tetap manis walau tak secerah.
Terimalah bagaimana kita dicipta,
Didalam diri pastikan sempurna!

Adalah motipp kalau kita hanya cari yang cantik. Gi bukak google search cari orang yang cantik. Pastu tanya diorang. 'Couple yok!' Mesti diorg tak nak punye. Unless korang matlutfi90 ke.. The other khairul ke.. Zaxx in the house ke... Hahaha.. Gini la.. Allah pon dah janji lelaki yang baik untuk perempuan yang baik and vise versa. Bukan lelaki yang handsome untuk perempuan yang cun. Bukan2.. So?? Renung - renungkan dan selamat beramal!


Pesanan buat jejaka- jejaka diluar sana. Memang kami bukan secantik siti nurhaliza, tak sejelita rozita mahupun semanis heliza. Tapi nilailah kami sebagai kami. Yes! Kerana yang cantik itu pasti pudar. Namun aku pasti yang tetap akan tinggal ialah perasaan yang indah..
Ok mesti boys and guys yang bace entri nie akan kata aku berat sebelah sebab aku girl. Haruslah aku baking girls kan. Nope. I'm liberal. Yes, i agree with you guys. There are also girls that search for hansome and good looking boyfriends.  so it equal and normal. We want a perfect partner but note that, we dont come to love by finding a perfect person but by loving an unperfect person perfectly. Beautifully unperfect!
 
To my sweetheart.. Saya tak cantik macam girl lain out there sebab saya tak suka make up nie sume.. Hidung saya tak mancung, mata saya tak bulat...(weee.. Bakpe aku kutuk diri sendiri nie! Motipp...) Tapi saya boleh jadi cantik untuk kamu.. Just for you.
 
Doa aku.. Tuhan kirimkanlah aku kekasih yang baik hati.. Yang mencintai aku apa adanya... Amin.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

mengintai langit...




C            G
Setiap hari ku tulis
Am               G
Yang ku telah jatuh cinta
Dm           Bm
Tapi ku rasa bersalah
Dm             F      C
Tidak ku nyatakan padamu

C             G
Adakah engkau merasa
Am              G
Apa yang sedang kurasa
Dm              Bm
Terpanah tancap asmara
Dm               F
Harapnya kau dah terima

        C                 G
Maafkan aku kerna menyintamu
     Am                       G
Maaf jika ku tak padan dengan mu
              Dm
Tapi ku berjanji
             Am
Kau juwita hati
             F               G
Akan ku jaga hingga akhir nanti

        C                G
Maafkan aku terus memujamu
        Am                      G
Maafkan aku yang terlanjur merindu
                  Dm
Di dalam hujan renyai
                 Am
Aku mengintai langit
                 Dm          F
Mengharap engkau akan setuju
          C
Menyintai aku

C            G            Am
Menyanyi dan bisikanlah sayang
            G
Baik nyata dalam jiwa
Dm                       Bm
Tak tahan rasanya menanggung kasmara
Dm                 F
Agar dapat ku lelapkan mata
Dm
Mengkhayalkan mu
Am
Bermimpikan mu
F            C
Sepanjang malam ku

mesti korang pelik bakpe aku tibe - tibe, out of the blue bagi chord guitar... hmmm... sebab aku
 ingat next sem nak belajar men guitar. just nak belajar men lagu nie je. dah lama niat nak 
belajar. masa, ruang dan peluang je yang tak ade. huhuhuhu... nanti bila aku dah pandai aku 
tunjuk dekat korang k! lagu nie lebih pada isi hati aku. tibe- tibe semalam aku wat balik bende 
yang aku dah lama tak wat. aktiviti ni jadi aktiviti tetap aku masa dekat asrama dulu. 
time hujan suke giler duk dekat wakaf sambil tengok langit. pas tu masa aku lower 6, 
time tu hujan dekat  sekolah. aku pon amik la kesempatan yang ada untuk enjoy scenery tu. 
tiba - tiba member aku  nyanyi " didalam hujan renyai.. aku mengintai langit.. berharap engkau 
akan setuju.. menyintai aku.." peergggh... time tu jugak la aku jatuh cinta... oppsss.. bukan dengan 
member aku tapi dengan lagu tu. 

kan best klau ade orang nyanyikan lagu tu untuk aku. sumpah aku sayang sampai mati! hahahaha.. ok stop day dreaming miss Q! nanti time aku kawen, klau aku dah pandai men gitar la time tu... aku ingat nak nyanyi lagu tu untuk sweetheart aku. klau aku still tak pandai men gak?? 
hahahaha... diam - diam sudah la.. bukan sweetheart aku tu tahu pon. motipp!! agak sukar dan 
mencabar la impian aku tu.. bukan ape aku nie buta seni sikit... satu hapa pon aku tak paham 
chord tu...


to those who know and can play guitar, can you give me short tutorial?? please....

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

love knock me down....

Breaking up is never fun. The end of a relationship means the beginning of a period of mourning and healing for both people. If the break up was mutual both people will experience a period of adjustment where they are getting used to no longer being together. If the break up was not mutual the person who ended things may be dealing with guilt and feelings that they may have made a mistake. The person being broken up with will definitely have to adjust, first to being rejected and second to life without somebody they still care for. How do you get through those first few weeks? Here we list eight essential things everybody must do in the early days of a break up to let the healing begin.

  1. Avoid the former love. Yes, avoid. No, this isn’t being immature. Seeing your former flame can bring out emotions and may cause you do to or say something you will regret. In the first few weeks the best thing you can do for yourself is not be where you know they will be.
  2. Talk out your feelings with close friends. Get everything out so that you won’t hold it inside. Your friends may get sick of hearing you talk about the situation but you need to let out all your feelings and thoughts or they may come back to bite you later.
  3. Cry if you want to. It’s OK to cry over a loss. Don’t hold back, let the tears roll just do it in a safe and private place where it is unlikely to get back to your ex. You don’t want your tears to be used as a guilt trip. Their purpose is to cleanse you of any pain not make your lover come back.
  4. Let go of mementos. Put away or give away anything and everything that reminds you of the relationship. Hide them out of sight so they will be out of mind until you are able to remember the relationship without longing for it to still be going strong.
  5. Don’t slip up and get together with your ex. When you are feeling sad or missing a relationship it can be very easy to fall back in to the arms of your ex but DO NOT DO THIS. This will only set you back and let’s face it, if things ended the relationship wasn’t perfect to begin with so why would you want to rekindle things?? 
  6. Focus on all the things about your ex that drove you crazy, turned you off, or that you just plain found annoying. Think about these things often and replay them in your mind over and over. Dwell on them. It will make you feel better to remember that your former flame was not perfect and that there are things you won’t really miss.
  7. Think about the mean, cruel or rude things your ex may have done in your relationship. Really give these things play in your memory. Remind yourself that somebody who truly cared for you would not have done such thoughtless things and tell yourself (over and over) that you are better off without that kind of ego crushing behavior in your life.
  8. Maintain a strict no contact policy and stick with it. Don’t pass notes through friends. Don’t make any calls. Stay away from instant messaging or texting on your cell. Just don’t contact your ex until you are totally and completely sure you no longer want to be with him or her. It is the only way.
Mending a broken heart is not easy but it can be done. Just stick to the game plan outlined above and before you know it you’ll be just fine. Good luck!


for more advise just go to this web

suke suki versi hospital... 2nd edition

assalamualaikum and hello there....

it march but i've been to the hospital 5 times. yup, 5 times in two months actually. can you believe it?? since february till today i've meet the doctor 5 times about the pain in my ass  chest pain. maybe everyone is right. i really need to go to the specialist. arrgghhh... i really wanna go home. can somebody, anybody send me home?? i'll love that person till death do us apart... nobody?? hush... i reckon nobody love me now... sob.. sob...
(sori, i tend to get a bit emotional lately due to my pain)

what happen yesterday really touch me. i reckon if all of you were under my skin (i got you under my skin, hey baby i got you under my skin).. sori, advertise jap! i not feeling well since my morning class. then, when i reach home credit to ayu, i puke. then i go to sleep. then i woke up around 11, i drink milk then i felt a bit ok. but i felt the pain again because it was very cold in the evening. so at night, a drink another milk that's when i puke once again. in front of the public!! (shut, it was never sexy to puke in front of the public!) then they wanted to bring me to the clinic. i dont want to go actually. sick and tired of the hospital actually! but marcell said ' you must go!' (weeee... aku tau la ang dah 21.. jangan la marah aku!)

 ok, marcell was really tired after celebrating her birthday, yet she is still willing to accompany me. but the part where i was move so much was the part where my geng willing to drive from one clinic after the other just to ensure i got a proper treatment. waaaa... he went to 3 clinics just to get nothing. ahaks.. that's when i wanted to laugh so much! hahaha :) then he decide to bring me to slim river (degil betul budak nie.. aku cakap tak payah, tak payah la...). a 45 minutes drive according to someone became more 1 hour due to ' national speed limit' (i wanted to throw up in his car actually). and marcell was falling asleep at the back! marcell..... ang nie memang tau! i knew he was sleepy at that time. hmmm.. (ok fine, i admit i'm a bad friend!) still he wanted to bring me to the hospital. at that very moment i realize something (excuss me! you should have known about this long time ago....). my friend is so innocent sweet and caring! hahaha...
 
i entered the hospital with one hope and pray in my heart, please.. please.. please not that the same guy at the counter. oh, sweet flip flop! the MA that i met last week. gosh! can this day get any better? he gave me a big smile later when he saw me in the treatment room. huuaargh.....  i finished my treatment around 1 a.m. done my ecg for the 2nd time, get my pain killer which kills me, take my gastric medicine. (get i-dont-know-what's-wrong-with-this-girl look also!) after that the doctor say i can go home. take a good rest! waaaa.... something funny happen again. something like scary movie actually! hahahaha... but that one i better keep for myself. then i asked him (my super duper nice friend!) whether his sleepy or maybe he wanted to get a coffee break but he said he's ok. hello, your face showed that you are exhausted ok!(muka sanggap nak tido) arghh.... i dont want to annoy him so i just follow what he say and do. (plus, tak kan la nak melawan cakap orang tua! mati aku kena katok dengan dia jap lagi) BTW thanks for everythingg yesterday. camnie la kawan!
p/s : esok aku dh sihat aku belanja geng kerik mcD ok!


hmmm... thanks to my fellow coursemate who really concern about my health.....
thanks for my buddy who take good care of me here. love u babe!
thanks to my lecturer for being really understanding...
thanks to those how ask and really try to understand..
thanks for the advise, love and concern....
special thanks for those who ask but then give me a does-she-really-sick look or trying to give me advise about this thing. (bcoz they know about this thing better then the doctor)
yeah thanks a lot to those who pretend they care. you suck! (sori, i'm a bit sarcastic today)
thanks for those who been helping me with my stuff.
thanks to my roomate for taking care of me when i'm home.
thanks to my geng who willing to send me to the hospital twice eventhough the answer we got is still the same. 
thanks to those who try to cheer me up.
thanks to people who been helping me.
thanks and lots of heart to him who has really made my day.. (thanks babe!)




Sunday, March 20, 2011

motipp nk rindu??!! 2nd edition

assalamualaikum and hello there....

hari nie hari ahad.. (weee miss Q diorang tahu la hari nie hari ahad! motipp nk cakap hari nie hari ahad??)


waaaaa... weeeee... tolong la faham miss Q tengah happy tahap sawan jendul!
so please people... let me enjoy this very moment..

this week is not very fun and happening for me as angina pectoris stuck again.
maybe angina pectoris is the relative of tsunami.
that's why they come and stuck together.
ok enough about them.
because today is all about me
and i'm all about him....



tadi ade orang tanya miss Q satu soalan cepu cemas...

cik Mimi: awak pernah mimpi dia tak??
miss Q: motipp nak mimpi??
cik Mimi: ye la biase kalau kita suke seseorang mesti kita pernah mimpi dia. tak sekali dua kali.
miss Q: tak pernah la.
cik Mimi: sekali pon tak?
miss Q: ho la!
(tak kan la aku nak bagi tau cik Mimi kan! bikin kantoi je)

harus la tak pernah mimpi. sebab nk tido je tengok muka dia. waaaaa.... motipp!!!
satu folder kot nak kena menelaah @ revision before i go to sleep.
so???
motipp nk mimpi???



hahahaha...
ok.. saksikanlah gambar kami berkawad..
memang best giler kawad minggu nie..
ok fine..
diorang berkawad..
aku duk tepi je..
ade kak gina kan..
tak boleh aktif sangat!













Friday, March 18, 2011

motipp nk rindu??!!

assalamualaikum and hello there..

persoalan hari ini. motipp aku nak rindu dia??
miss Q bakpe ang gatai sangat malam nie??
motipp??
ok.. first and foremost soal hati??

bicara pada malam seakan mengerti apaku rasakan..
bicara pada sepi seakan memujuk hati ini..
kau tahu ku amat menyintai..
tak mungkin cari pengganti..

waaaarrgghh... penat la macam nie..
kenapa aku mesti sawan jendul sebab dia??
dah masuk musim cinta ke ape sekarang nie??

tanya sama hati,
benar kau merindu,
masa kau terlena dia mimpi mu..
masa berjauhan dia yang dikenang..
bila difahamkan itulah sayang....

jauh ke??
so close yet so far...

Jangan suka menganyam nyiru,
Nyiru dibawa dari Buncit;
Jangan suka menanggung rindu,
Rindu bawa jadi penyakit.

Baru merasa hatiku rindu,
Bawa berulam si buah pauh;
Baru merasa kehendak rindu,
Bawa mengenang kekasih jauh.


patut la aku makin sakit..
sakit merindu..
derita merindu..
padahal bukan lama pon tak jumpe..
tema kita malam nie rindu rinduan jadi kenangan.. jadi selamat merindu...
waaa... motipp!!!


kepada my sweetheart,
I just want you to know that I've been fighting to let you go
Some days I make it through and then there's nights that never end
I wish that I could believe that there's a day you'll come back to me
But still I have to say I would do it all again
Just want you to know...

so not my boyfriend!!

9 of the World's Worst Boyfriends

Published on 6/28/2010 under Strange People - by Gracie Murano -

Jebidiah James Stipe: the ex boyfriend who used Craigslist to arrange woman's rape

Jebidiah James Stipe: the ex boyfriend who used Craigslist to arrange woman's rape
A Wyoming man was accused of posing online as his former girlfriend and soliciting someone to act out a violent sexual fantasy. The advertisement appeared on Craigslist in December 2009. "Need a real aggressive man with no concern for women," read the posting on the Internet classified advertising forum. Its purported author was a Casper, Wyo., woman, whose photo also was posted. One week later, a man accepted the offer, forcing his way into the woman's home, tying her up and raping her at knifepoint. "I'll show you aggressive," he allegedly said, according to court testimony. In fact, the woman had nothing to do with the ad. Instead, a former boyfriend had posted it, soliciting her assault.

Actually, Jebidiah James Stipe, 27, posed as his ex-girlfriend and placed the ad seeking an aggressive man. Two days later, she spotted it and contacted the Natrona County Sheriff's Office, as well as Craigslist, which took down the ad. But Ty Oliver McDowell, 26, had allegedly already seen it. He e-mailed the address listed in the ad and told authorities that he and the woman exchanged instant messages, and she described what she wanted -- "humiliation, physical abuse, sexual abuse," -- and gave him her home address. Only he was in fact communicating with Stipe. According to McDowell he thought he was fulfilling her rape fantasy. He was arrested and charged with first-degree sexual assault, aggravated kidnapping and aggravated burglary. Stipe was also arrested and charged with conspiracy to commit first-degree sexual assault. (Link 1 | Link 2)


David Simmons: the man who sent sex pictures of ex-girlfriend to her family as Christmas cards

David Simmons: the man who sent sex pictures of ex-girlfriend to her family as Christmas cards
David Simmons, 57, from Murfreesboro, took photographs of his ex-girlfriend, without her knowledge, that showed her performing sexual acts on him. After a nasty break-up, Simmons sent the picture to the woman's relatives as Christmas cards. Some family members opened the cards, while others were intercepted by the woman before they were opened. He was arrested in connection with eight counts of unlawful photography against his ex-girlfriend, criminal impersonation and vandalism. He was sentenced to two years of probation after he pleaded guilty to distributing sexually explicit Christmas cards of his ex-girlfriend. What a lovely memory of Christmas her family will have. (Link)


Michael Vinson: the boyfriend who robbed his pregnant girlfriend for beer money

Michael Vinson: the boyfriend who robbed his pregnant girlfriend for beer money
Vinson's girlfriend thought she was ready to deliver their child and told him she needed to go to the hospital. Instead of taking her to the hospital, he punched her in the head twice, waved a knife in her face, threatened to kill her, robbed her for beer money and hung up the phone when she was trying to dial 911. What a gentleman. The woman eventually got help and made it to the hospital, where she was treated for the injuries Vinson caused. As far as we know, it was a false alarm and the baby still hasn't been born yet but we hope she has a happy Mother's Day, just the same. (Link | Via)




Jacoby Smith: the boyfriend who beat up his armless, legless girlfriend in "self-defense"

Jacoby Smith: the boyfriend who beat up his armless, legless girlfriend in
There are very few things on this planet that earn you a one-way ticket to hell. Beating up a quadriplegic girl because she's blocking the television is probably one of them. Jacoby Smith, who sounds like a real sweetheart, thought the appropriate way to teach his girlfriend, Tiesha Bell , not to roll her wheelchair in front of the TV set would be physical confrontation. He hit her in the face 10 times in order to get his point across. Smith doesn't deny the attack, but is quick to note that he did it in self-defense. Bell had both hands and both legs amputated due to a childhood illness. He also claims that she had been cheating on him prior to the fight and that the amputee also threw her bed pan filled with urine at him during the altercation. Is there really anything else to add at this point? Actually, there is. Bell still plans to marry him. "We both need anger management," she said. (Link | Via)


Duane Lang: the HIV+ man who faked HIV test to get his girlfriend into bed

Duane Lang: the HIV+ man who faked HIV test to get his girlfriend into bed
A Queens man passed off a fake HIV test on his girlfriend to deceive her into having unprotected sex with him -- though he was actually HIV positive. The unnamed woman wouldn't go bareback with Duane Lang, 47, until he submitted proof of his status, so he fabricated a document from the AIDS Center of Queens County in Rego Park saying he had tested negative in a rapid HIV test. (The AIDS Center's medical director confirms that the document is a fake -- his name is even misspelled on it.) In March the woman got suspicious and he admitted not only that the test was fake, but that he'd been positive for years. The HIV status of the woman, who had unprotected sex with Lang several times, is unknown. Lang was arrested and charged with reckless endangerment and forgery. He faces up to seven years in prison if convicted. (Link)


Santiago Martinez: the boyfriend who murdered girlfriend for refusing to help him bury previous girlfriend

Santiago Martinez: the boyfriend who murdered girlfriend for refusing to help him bury previous girlfriend
An American man described by a judge as "a savage beast" and "the face of evil" was convicted of murder after killing his girlfriend when she wouldn't assist him in disposing of the body of his previous girlfriend, who he had also murdered. 28-year-old Santiago Martinez was sentenced to die by lethal injection after jurors took only 30 minutes to decide his fate. The first murder victim, Christina Wilkerson, 28, of Long Beach, was stabbed 20 times in the face, neck and body, and then shot point blank with a .22 rifle. Myra Orozco, 24, the second victim, was stabbed and slashed close to 30 times in the face, neck and body before Martinez pushed the mortally wounded woman from the car they were sitting in, then ran over her. Both murders happened within a month. (Link | Via)


Edtition Thompson: the man who impregnated girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter, faked his death, fled home state, and had his family hold fake funeral

Edtition Thompson: the man who impregnated girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter, faked his death, fled home state, and had his family hold fake funeral
A Buffalo man faked his own death after getting his girlfriend's 11-year-old daughter pregnant. Edtition Thompson is now facing possible life in prison. The 33-year-old fled Buffalo last summer and had his family staged a fake memorial service. After being arrested he has already faked a heart attack and suicide attempt. (Link | Via)


Jennifer's boyfriend: the man who broke up with his girlfriend by leaving signs on a busy road

Jennifer's boyfriend: the man who broke up with his girlfriend by leaving signs on a busy road
Being dumped isn't fun at the best of times, but imagine one Australian woman's surprise when her boyfriend publicly finished with her by leaving signs on a busy road. The woman, named Jennifer, has become the talk of New South Wales after she was dumped in what could be one of the most embarrassing public break-ups of all time. The mystery woman's supposed lover erected five separate signs overnight on the area's busiest road. His feelings started out as romantic, with ‘Jennifer, will you marry me?' But the proposal was quickly followed by two very different signs: ‘Just kidding' and ‘I'm breaking up with you'. The final rather blunt sign simply read: You have six days to move out.

NOTE: later on, two boys admitted it was only a joke. (Link 1 | Link 2 | Via)


Graydon Smith: the man who made his pregnant girlfriend sign a contract allowing him to pound her

Graydon Smith: the man who made his pregnant girlfriend sign a contract allowing him to pound her
Graydon Smith's career in contract law is off to an unpromising start. Police were called to the Haller Lake home of the 31-year-old's parents. There, Smith's pregnant 19-year-old girlfriend told them that her boyfriend had threatened to kill her. She took these threats seriously because Smith had beat her up in past. He'd also asked her to sign an "abuse contract:" a letter that stated he was free to pound on her as much as he wanted for perpetuity, so long as he avoided her pregnant belly. When cops contacted Smith by phone he denied the abuse. But strangely, he admitted to the part about the contract. Which in a way is an admission. Or at least an admission of profound stupidity. For some reason, it took cops another month and another incident to arrest Smith. This time, it was his stepfather who called 911. The dad had confronted Smith after he watched him choke his girlfriend for 10 seconds. Unhappy with the interruption, Smith tried to land a shot on pop's face but only ended up with a glancing blow.
When cops arrived they found the girlfriend bleeding from the face with a contusion on the back of her head. Smith was arrested and charged with second-degree assault, two counts of fourth-degree assault and two counts of felony harassment. (Link | Via)

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