Thursday, August 26, 2010
live life to da fullest.. viva la vida..
Dance like no one's watching..
Work like u don't need money..
Sing like nobody's listening..
Live like u're on heaven on earth..
Assume today is the last day.......
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Funny random things
A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.
A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
just so u know : real friend

whoever ur friend is..
rich or poor.
pretty or ugly.
popular or girl next door.
dork or normal.
nerd or insane.
funny or pathetic.
just accept them 4 who they r.
never teach some1 how 2 choose his/her friends because they choose u..
ku yakin kisah kau dan aku
walau hujan dan panas mengganggu
kau jadi pilihanku
kau, kau yang sempurna dari hatiku
ku yakin kisah kau dan aku
walau hujan dan panas menggangu
kau jadi pilihanku
Sunday, July 25, 2010
guys out there.. take note.
8 THINGS A GREAT GUY WOULD DO.
- Make you smile when you’re down.
- Gives you a kiss, even when friends are watching.
- Holds your hand in a perfect time.
- Be funny, but knows when he needs to be serious.
- Reacts so cutely when you hit him though it actually hurts.
- Stares at you when he thinks you didn’t notice it.
- Gets a little jealous sometimes, but knows he’s the only one you love.
- Waits for an hour just to spend 5 minutes with you.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
luv story..
I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought
"Hey, you know, this could be something"
'Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now I'm left with nothing
'Cause maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you thought that it got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one
I remember every look upon your face
The way you roll your eyes
The way you taste
You make it hard for breathing
'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything's okay
I'm finally now believing
That maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you thought that it got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one
Yeah, yeah
I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought, "Hey,"
Maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you thought that it got me coming undone
And I'm thinking
I can't live without you
'Cause, baby, two is better than one
There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
But I'll figure it out
When it's all said and done
Two is better than one
Two is better than one
kemaafan dendam yang terindah..
have u ever been in a situation where u did a lil mistake (i mean very little one!) but the other person took it like u've done a big sin (like u have literally kill dat person)
never?
really?
think again...
ok..
let me give u some example..
situation A:
tesl nite.
place: a hotel in kl
time: nite
theme: white with a splash of blue (4 sem 1 teslian)
we seated at a round table. 1 group of sem 7 students were going to perform. dancing jai ho by pussycat dolls.
(u can go 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSVb2CDXw6w 2 noe more bout da situation dat nite )
we were dancing n enjoying ourselves when suddenly our senior, a malay girl who r quite sexy pass by. my fren accidentally knock her shoulder. it is not that hard. just slightly touch it. my other frens and i were the witnesses of the whole incident. my fren quickly say sory. and u nie what that senior do?
huhu.. she turned back and smile n said it's ok.. ok biggie..
hush!! i wish that's what happen dat nite..
nope.. that's not what really happen..
what happen is..
she turn back and say f**k.. yup she said that 4 letters word.. and give us a very stern, i'm so hot u r not look.. man!! dont even bother to listen to when my fren apologize again. siut man.. after that, whenever we meet that senior, we call her the f**king girl.. we even have dis stupid joke when we saw her parking her car.
' the f**king girl trying 2 f**king her car near the f**king place..
ape aku mencarut nie.. astafirullahhalazim... my goodness..
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situation 2
place: komunter
time: 9 sumthing / weekend
there r new govement policy where they put the middle coach ladies only. yup ladies coach.. 4 ladies only all the time.
it was a very busy weekend, everybody were rushing and they want to get into da komunter or lrt, i dont noe.. i just nie it's da long thing that took us from 1 place 2 another. suddenly a boy enter da ladies coach. every1 including me was wondering ' what the heck is dis boy doing here? cant he read?'
but 1 girl was brave enough to tell da boy that he entered tha wrong coach. a big round of applause to her.. u go girl!!
girl: hei u, dis coach is 4 girls only.
boy: yeah rite!! said who?(wif a very snobbish look, maybe he thought dat girl was trying to make conversation with him)
girl: really..
boy: (dont even bother to listen, playing wif his phone)
after a while, he realize his mistake. he quickly took his stuff n get out. dont even bother to apologize to the girl. siut man!!
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ok enough of example. if u want more i'll give u next time.
what i'm trying to say here is sometimes people make mistake. yup! mistake not sin.
they tend to say wrong things and words when they r angry and mad..
they accidentally kick u instead of kicking da ball when u r playing futsal..
they slip their tongue n tell u secret to other people..
ok not that they purposely do it..
sometimes things happen without we can even control it.
dont get upset so quickly.
chill..
think bout that thing from other person's perceptive..
sometimes saying nothing, be quite is better than saying everything..
it only hurt more people..
learn from ur previous mistake..
learn to forgive..
sometimes forgiving people is easier that keeping grudge..
i noe i've hurt many people with or without i realize it..
so i'm sori..
mmg khilafku...
sahabatku,
ku rasakan perlu,
menulis surat buat tatapanmu,
sekali ini aku rela..
merendah diri, beralah
agar perhubungan terjalin semula..
sahabatku,
tak mungkin ku tahu,
apa tersurat di hati kecilmu,
andai aku yang bersalah,
maaf saja,
kemaafan dendam yang terindah..
Thursday, July 15, 2010
pen merah pen biru.. u mrh?? i lap u..
e Love Quotes to Make You Sm
If you're a hopeless romantic, nothing can bring a smile to your face quite like cute love quotes can. The problem is, finding cute love quotes that aren't cheesy can be a bit harder than one might imagine. That being said, they are indeed out there. Here are 20 cute love quotes that are anything but cheese.
1. "Only when we give joyfully, without hesitation or thought of gain, can we truly know what love means." ~ Leo Buscaglia
2. "Love builds bridges where there are none." ~ R. H. Delaney
3. "Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great." ~ Comte DeBussy-Rabutin
4. "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." ~ Joan Crawford
5. "When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out." ~ Elizabeth Bowen
6. "Love is too strong a word to say it too early, but it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late." ~ Kurt Cornish
7. "What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork." ~ Pearl Bailey
8. "Love is the only gold." ~ Alfred, Lord Tennyson
9. "LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ Mark Twain
10. "Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it." ~ Josh Billings
11. "I don't want to live-- I want to love first, And live incidentally." ~ Zelda Fitzgerald,
12. "Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties." ~ Jules Renard
13. "Love, like a river, will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle." ~ Crystal Middlemas
14. "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Franklin P. Jones
15. "Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise." ~ Samuel Johnson
16. "It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it." ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld
17. "If only one could tell true love from false love as one can tell mushrooms from toadstools." ~ Katherine Mansfield
18. "Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." ~ H. L. Mencken
19. "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love" ~Albert Einstein
20. "Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is." ~ Diane Ackerman
Who says cute love quotes have to be cheesy? These twenty love quotes prove otherwise. The next time you find an anti-romantic in need of romantic inspiration, share these cute love quotes with them and prove that love is worth pursuing!

